I'm typing this installment with the Mother Of All Sardonic Smiles solidly fixed on me ugly mug.
Why, pray tell?
Wellsir, as I'm writing this it's a balmy 23 degrees outside - which perfectly complements the fresh, three-plus inches of "GLOBAL WARMING" that fell on us yesterday!!!
You read that right Friends and Neighbors {and you too, Willona}; 14 October 2018 is on the record books as the start of winter, here in Hooter - er, Huskerville. No need to wonder why, really. See, contrary to popular fiction the polar ice caps aren't really disappearing at all - they're simply sending parts of themselves south for the winter, just like all the other migratory species on this here mudball!!
Which explains why my trusty old #2 railroad steam locomotive scoop has had the rust knocked off of it a good two weeks before the trick-or-treaters show up. It's a beautiful thing, really.
Time to make with a Colortini or two - y'all are encouraged to do likewise.
More shortly.......
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