ORANGE MAN WINS!!!

 Damn I'm good!!!

Whilst The Donald-President didn't quite achieve a 49-state blowout like Dutch Reagan did in 1984, our Beloved Orange Man nonetheless went his own way and dominated both the popular and electoral college voting arenas, which is a historic feat in its' own right.  Even better is how well all of the "down-ballot" candidates and issues have done so far; it seems like the Big Red Wave has finally shown up, just when it is needed the most.

The "Loyal Opposition?"  Well, as soon as Kamal-Toe saw the writing on the wall last night she just upped and split, literally leaving her entire core of support in the lurch.  Probably dove headfirst into a Jumbo Frat-Party-Size box of Sangria the minute she walked in the door of her crib in D.C.  If nothing else, she has proven the old axiom of "you get out of it what you put into it," in a pretty resounding fashion.  She'll soon be wiping the boogers off of the glass ceiling she failed to shatter.

As for the rest of the Looney Left, I'll wager that the DNC will have a permanent suicide-watch plank in their platform by this weekend!!!  I sincerely hope Kathy Griffin is current with her Viper - er, I mean COBRA mental health benefits.  Methinks she just might need 'em sooner rather than later, dig?  Whatever the case, the Left has got some SERIOUS re-imagineering to do, if they want to remain politically viable.  The Biden Presidency has now cost the DNC TWICE as much as it ever cost the American public, and the lethal fallout has only just begun.

Karma, payback, destiny, cruel fate, kismet - there's no wrong descriptor for the Left's Epic Fail in General Election 2024.  And they brought the bulk of it onto themselves, mainly as a by-product of their chronic case of Trump Derangement Syndrome.  Couldn't have happened to a more deserving bunch of utter LOSERS, IMHO.  

A New Morning in America is just around the corner, Cats & Kitties.  Let's get ready to embrace the living daylights out of it, hey?

Until anon............

Deja Vu, All Over Again?

Let The Record show that History will be made this Tuesday - and it will NOT be kind to Kamal-toe Harris.  In fact, I'm willing to predict that history will actually repeat itself, Mark Twain be damned - Tuesday will be the 40th anniversary of Ronald Reagan's totally unprecedented 49-state Presidential blowout against Fritz Mondale, and Geraldine Ferraro.

That's right Boys and Girls - the stage is set for what looks like something straight out of the "brain-trusts" {"brain FARTS" is more like it} of Disney, or Netflix.  You've got the delusionally re-imagineered classical storyline - with two of the principals gender-swapped for good measure. "This time the snowflak - er, snowballs go into Hell and FREEZE it over!!!  It'll make TRILLION$!!!"

It has already been preceded by so much hype, blather, and "stunts" that a massively swollen turnout on "release day" will guarantee the infamy and ultimate doom of this ridiculous exercise, rather than validate it in any meaningful way - you can only push reasonably intelligent people just so far.  However, the neat new wrinkle that has been added this time around will ensure the truly historical elements of 11/5/2024:  this Presidential Election will also mark the swan song of what is collectively termed "The Legacy Media." 

Print or broadcast, online or offline, during this Presidential election cycle, the Legacy Media completely abandoned every last shred of journalistic integrity or objectivity, and openly operated as theoretically unpaid propaganda shills for the Democrat Party; the news wasn't merely savagely distorted, it was also hidden or just simply ignored, whilst being replaced by so many asinine tangents and "narratives," as to beggar - and then fiercely bludgeon - the imagination.  Their tactics lifted straight out of "Herr Paul Josef's Successful Propaganda For Maroons {2nd post-Putsch Revision}."

And like everything else the Woke Left ever touches, the overall script had to be hastily re-written fairly late in the process when one of the original leads proved to be utterly unsuitable for his starring role, not that the script itself was anything to write home about.  What's more, one of the other starring leads {the Heroic one} refused to play nice even before the original script was finished, skillfully utilizing the rather substantial clout he earned the hard way to keep his role {and reputation} WAY above the quagmire the rest of this project was mired in.  His masterstroke was spearheading a personal media circus that dwarfed the combined mass might of virtually all of his opponents, cheerfully airing all the dirty laundry in public as a bonus.  Naturally, the Powers-That-Be who were funding and underwriting it all tried time and again to get Our Hero to at first pipe down, and then soon after go away altogether, but they would have had better luck building a palace of water on top of quicksand.

And we've all been forced to live through this and the rest of the story, from day one.

Make no mistake, Cats & Kitties - this Presidential election will trigger a strong sea-change in our society, no matter which side wins the prize.  The only thing left to be decided will be which way our national "vessel" is steered for the next four years.  One thing I'm already certain, and quite thankful about, is that the myriad "incidental players" of this cycle will NOT be a major factor in the next one, if ever again at all.  And that's a true Blessing we can all share.........

Buckle up, y'all - this ride is about to get REAL.

 

 

NEVER To Be Forgotten

 

This poignant image, taken by June Marie Sobrito says pretty much all that needed to be said about our country, in the wake of 9/11/2001. 

Twenty-three years on, our great Republic is the polar opposite of the totally unified, overwhelmingly compassionate, and fiercely patriotic nation we used to be.  Yesteryears' United States of America has now become today's Splintered And Disgraced States of Confusion.  E Pluribus Unum has given way to "It's My Party and I'll Cry / Bitch / Moan / Throw My Own Shit At "Homophobes" and "Bigots" / Navel Gaze / and Spread Misery Far and Wide If I Fucking Well Want To!!"

A VERY sad state of affairs indeed, Boys & Girls.  The rot permeating our entire nation has become so severe that I sincerely believe I won't live long enough to see proper and widespread remedial action, let alone the massive course correction our Beloved Homeland so desperately needs.  I just pray to God Almighty every night that we finally bottom out well before something truly apocalyptic happens.

This is not a party-political issue, Cats & Kitties.  It's as pure a universally common-sense issue as we're likely to find in this world.  The sooner we all understand that fact, the sooner we can begin to treat all the ills that ail us.  And perhaps, just perhaps we can also find our way back to the succor of The Twin Beacons that lead off this post.  

Is hard, back-breaking, filthy, and completely remorseless work for an indefinite period ahead of us?  You bet your Sweet Bippy, Friends & Neighbors {and you too, Willona}!!  It's THE only option, so let's start to git' er done.  The Twins will light our way home...........

Transheiser Busch?

 I'll be honest with you Boys and Girls, I am almost 100% "Meh" when it comes to the brouhaha - or in this case brewhaha - surrounding Bud Light and Peewee HerHim.  This whole sorry-ass mess has been done before - literally!

Don't believe me?  Have a gander at the following - and pay very close attention to the label on the beer bottle:

'Nuff said.  It's no wonder I'm so damn jaded...........

Easter Greetings

    

Happy Easter, Fellow Babies!!! 

Oh HELL No!!!!

Dig This

What was true in 1948 is still true today -

THE MEDIA DOES NOT CALL ELECTIONS!!!

COUP DE GRACE!!!!

Don't look now Fellow Babies - but Sleepy Joe, Kamel-Toe, Queen Nancy, and all the rest are about to have their asses handed to them by our  PRESIDENT.  

Mark my words - the next several days are going to be truly historic.  Be prepared to have your minds well and truly blown!!!

More shortly..........