Ain't No Cure For The Yuletide Blues

{Cue Mormon Tabernacle Choir}

Wreck the halls with Barry's Folly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la 
It's Bush's fault, come on get jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la
Don we now our alternative-lifestyle apparel
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la, la, la
As we sing this Hope-n-Change carol
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la, la, la

Burn the Constitution for us
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la, la, la
Tax the drums, and rape the chorus
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la, la, la
Fiscal cliff, so where's the pleasure
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la, la, la
Can not change such horrid measures
Fa-la-la-la-la, la, lah, laaah, laahhhhhhhhh..............